Showing posts with label erotic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erotic. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2025

New! I MARRIED A GOOBIE, a Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance

 


New!

I MARRIED A GOOBIE
Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 
22.8K
$2.99 e / $7.99 p

Let me tell you about the night I was on the most perfect date of my life when I got attacked by a pair of enormous alien chopsticks, which then shoveled me into a giant plastic straw that Hoovered me up into their alien spacecraft. When I got there, I had to pleasure an oversized green donut with custard cream filling. And when all was said and done...

Well, that's when the you-know-what hit the fan, and everything just got real.

And it was only the beginning!

Sunday, October 22, 2023

New! MENAGE A MONSTER, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

 


Ménage a Monster
Humorous Erotic Paranormal
Word Count: 
8.9K
$1.99 e

Joey and Ethan have been best buds since elementary school, and they've shared just about everything.

When a zombie outbreak shuts down the city every night for several months, they're faced with not being able to celebrate Halloween for the first time in history. However, Ethan gets the idea for the both of them to break curfew and check out the newest nightclub in town. With a little luck, they might be able to hook up with a couple of girls and really enjoy the evening.

There they meet Roksana, who agrees to join them at their table, and the guys realize they've struck gold. After she drinks too much, they offer to escort her back to her nearby apartment complex to make sure she arrives safely and doesn't get attacked. Except they didn't realize the nightclub had been infiltrated. Or that Roksana had become infected.

They expected a little threesome action, and action they got!

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Monday, March 29, 2021

New! 4-Point Star, an Erotic SciFi Romance Novel



4-Point Star
Erotic Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 52.9K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p

Being called to become part of a Gaspiel is an honor, a chance to serve in the war against the Fol’Minites and to protect the K’Stollians’ world. Four men are required to form the four-point star, each one controlling a different element of their warship—navigation, weapons, engine, and the captain. But the most important element and hardest to find is their fifth, their Visl—their strength.

When Ensign Sienna Pratt finds out she is called to be a Gaspiel, she sees it as an opportunity to learn about a system no one knows anything about, and she agrees. She knows the K’Stollian ships are different. They don’t run on fuel, have no material for weapons, they are completely bio-dispensing organisms. Basically, the ships convert the endorphins released during sex into power to run their systems, and that’s where Sienna would come into play. Not knowing exactly what she’s signing up for, she’s willing to take the risk to help the people and the planet. But when it comes time to fulfill her obligations, can she give herself over?

The crew quickly learns that Sienna is not your average Visl, and she will not take things lying down. She is not merely there to service the men, she's determined to prove her worth. The war has been raging for centuries, but now it’s a battle for the K’Stollians’ existence. Someone is sabotaging them and wants to wipe out their entire species, but who? The Gaspiel know there is strength in numbers, but whom can they trust?

To make matters worse, rule number one is not to let your emotions become involved, but when it comes to the four males who've claimed her body, that quickly proves impossible.

Warning: Contains recharged batteries, two ports of entry, a two-year commitment, lumpy seats, miracle soothing cream,  unexpected food additives, a dead language, a plot to destroy an entire civilization, and a woman battling her heart for the love of four men--one especially.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

New! E-REPTILE DYSFUNCTION, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance



New!

E-reptile Dysfunction

Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

Word Count: 12.8K

$1.99 e / $6.99 p            


Kreg Regius has been having a little trouble lately. The kind of trouble every male fears, no matter what species. Despite the dangers of people finding out how different he is, Kreg is desperate for relief and finds himself seeking professional help.
With nothing to do but wait, his brother prescribes a night out. When that proves to be fruitless, he makes his escape, and his night takes an interesting turn. The shapely brunette he shares a cab with could be just what the doctor ordered. Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.                

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Monday, March 2, 2015

It's a New Release and Giveaway! Come Listen to QITIRIN on "Other Worlds of Romance" on Blog Talk Radio!

It's a new release and giveaway! Come listen tonight to "Other Worlds of Romance" on Blog Talk Radio! I'll be reading an excerpt from QITIRN, a sensuously erotic paranormal/contemporary fantasy romance. And one lucky listener will win a copy!

Show time is 11 pm et/10 pm ct
Don't miss it!
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Scarred and traumatized, ex-Marine Sergeant Joshua Cobb can no longer function amid normal civilization. He's retreated to the mountains of Alaska to live in solitude, where he can battle his personal demons in peace.

Life is harsh in the untamed wild, especially when he has to face other creatures who are also trying to survive. But the bears and wolves and other dangerous animals are no match for the two-legged variety who see Joshua as easy prey.

He has no idea that the injured wolf he rescues will become more than a companion. It will also save his life, and show him a love he only believed was possible in fairy tales.

Because the wolf, Qitirin, is more human than anyone could imagine.

Warning! Contains ill-fitting clothes, inhumane traps, actionable threats, banishment, pissed-off bears, and a way of life that demands both undying love and the ultimate sacrifice.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Re-released! SPANK MY VALENTINE, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 3 - a Humorous, Erotic, Urban Fantasy Romance by Carolyn Gregg

Re-released!

Spank My Valentine
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, 

Book 3
Humorous, Erotic, Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press

ISBN 978-1-941321-40-9
Word Count:  22.8K
$1.99



Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Grant Morgan hasn’t been to Toppers Cove since he graduated from high school there. But when he receives the invitation to the Hearts on Fire Valentine’s Day Dance, and sees Sanderly Blakeney’s name listed on the committee, something inside him tells him to go back to his home town. If nothing more than to see her again, and to see if the flame he carried for her all through their school years still burns.

Only one thing could possibly stand in his way. His parents are still prominent people in town, which means they know all about the Blakeneys. And they have made it very clear to their only child that he is not to have anything to do with any of “those heathen girls", especially Sandy.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Re-released! TIT FOR TAT, a Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy by Carolyn Gregg

Re-released!


Tit for Tat
Humorous, Erotic Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-38-6
Word Count:  15.9K
$1.99


Tate Truer's television reality series as a survivalist in wild and uninhabited locales is about to have its plug pulled unless Tate can find a way to re-energize it.  He gets his wish in more ways than he imagines when he manages to dredge up an ornate bottle from the ocean floor. A bottle that contains a tiny woman, a genie, who is eager to grant his every desire ... as long as he grants hers first.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Re-released! HEALER OF THE HEART, a Sensuously Erotic Fantasy Romance Novel

Re-released!

HEALER OF THE HEART
Sensuously Erotic Fantasy Romance Novel
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-33-1
Word Count: 88.2K
$3.99


On an alternate world, a woman with extraordinary healing powers, and a man who would be the next ruler of his country, are thrown together to save their lands from warring nations and to solve the mystery of two brutal deaths within their fortress, despite the danger to their own lives.

Through it all, they find a love that defies all odds, and becomes the symbol of hope for the future of their world.

Warning!  Contains bloody swordplay, dungeon indoctrination, covert meeting in the kitchen, challenging authority, repeated attempted murder, total disregard for traditions, and the ultimate Seven Joys.    

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Re-released! THE VIRGIN SACRIFICE, a Humorous Erotic Fantasy Romance by Carolyn Gregg

Re-released!

The Virgin Sacrifice
Humorous Erotic Fantasy Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
(writing as Carolyn Gregg)
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-35-5
Word Count: 8.2K
$.99

Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.

Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.

They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

New! GHOST OF THE SWAMP, Subwoofers Book 2 - a Sensuously Erotic Paranormal Romance


New!

GHOST OF THE SWAMP
Subwoofers, Book 2
A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-32-4
Word Count: 32.8K
$2.99


Alligator, Bear, Cougar, Deer, Eagle
They found each other by accident. They became a team for life.


Shot by illegal poachers, Patrick "Pud" Davies finds himself alone and severely injured in the middle of the woods. He's discovered by Billie Crowne, an agent with the EPA, and she takes him to her campsite where she tends to his wounds. 

As the days pass, Pud finally allows himself to open up for the first time. With Billie, he finds he's able to talk about the horrors of his past, and begins to purge the blackness that has haunted him ever since his tour of duty, and his time as a POW, ended. Because of her, he becomes stronger emotionally and physically. And before he can comprehend his growing feelings for this woman, he realizes she's managed to break through the protective emotional shell he had erected around himself. 

Once he's finally able to contact the others of his team at Bag It and Tag It Excursions, together they try to find the people responsible for attacking him. What they discover will force Pud to make a heartbreaking decision. Because of what he is, he will have to walk away from the only woman who has ever touched his heart.  


Warning! Contains cream of wheat with honey, running naked in the swamp, a covert identity, a hankering for acorns, flying airboats, and the one chance for an emotionally-damaged man to find love...if they both survive.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Re-released! CUT GLASS: JEWELS, Book 2 - Ruby, a Dark, Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance Novel

Re-released! 

CUT GLASS: JEWELS
Book 2 - Ruby
A Dark, Sensuously Erotic, Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-37-9
Word Count: 62.2K
$3.99


Forget everything you think you know about mass murderers and crimes of passion, because now you’re going to learn the truth. People don’t decide one day to go out and kill as many people as they can, or wake up one morning, grab the nearest shotgun or axe, and proceed to hack apart their loved ones. They do it because they’re infected with a jewel, a creature of intense beauty and danger. Once the jewel takes over a host’s body, that person dies, leaving the jewel in total control to thrive on fear and horror.

Cutler and David are reunited, and this time they will fight anyone who tries to separate them again. But when someone steals shards of defeated jewels, word is that an underground faction is trying to re-grow the deadly entities from those pieces. Cutler and David are assigned to help recover those shards before that can be accomplished. Because if they fail, the number of jewels will increase to where the delicate balance between lapies and demons will be compromised.


After which the wholesale slaughter of mankind will be imminent.

Warning: Contains strenuous hiking, shower sex, a traitor, Strychnine poisoning, a secret apartment, bell jars, emotional torture, ambush in a hospital, a job offer he can't refuse, and the ultimate fight to keep a love alive.


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Monday, December 15, 2014

Like Vampires? Jack the Ripper? It's a New Release and Giveaway if BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote - Tonight on "Other Worlds of Romance" on Blog Talk Radio!

Like vampires? Jack the Ripper?

It's a new release and giveaway tonight on "Other Worlds of Romance" on Blog Talk Radio! Come listen as I read an excerpt from BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote, book 3, a sensuously erotic paranormal/urban fantasy romance.

One lucky listener will win a copy!

Show time is 11 pm et/ 10 pm ct
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They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Someone is slaughtering young women in London, and using the same methods as Jack the Ripper did in the late 1800s. As much as the Metro police try to deny it, all signs point to the fact that infamous killer could be back - somehow, some way.

Ex-lovers and now partners, Jahar Viento and Fasha Bycote are sent to track down the murderer, whom they belive is actually the work of a Breacher. A Breacher who may have found a way to transcend time. A Breacher known as a garphar. Or, more commonly, a vampire.

Their abilities, their past history together, and their still fiery attraction to each other will be sorely tested as they draw closer and closer to the killer...

Because it will take a vampire to kill a vampire.


Warning! Contains fried chicken (extra crispy but not spicy), venom, undeniable passion, time traveling, living a nightmare, scrumptious cattle blood, and two people desperately in love, but with secrets that are determined to keep them apart.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Six on Sunday - BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote


Six paragraphs from BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote (Bk 3), a paranormal/urban fantasy romance.


1. "If you're thinking about a reconciliation, Mr. Viento, forget it. We're working as a team on this venture, and nothing more. Speaking of venture..." She turned on the overhead lights and reached for the brown envelopes. "If you're not going to sleep, we might as well look at what Mr. Morrow needs done. Have you ever been to London?"

2. She grabbed him by the wrist and squeezed, increasing the pressure on the limb until the fragile bones snapped, and he released his hold. The man started to howl in pain when she turned on him, letting her features shift to where he could clearly see her transformation. The glowing red eyes. The multitude of razor-sharp teeth that glistened in the lamp light when she opened her mouth. He whimpered in shock as she hissed at him.

3. "There's no statute of limitations on murder," Fasha finished. She reached over Jahar's shoulder to turn one piece of paper around in order to read it more easily. She laid a hand on his arm while doing so, and the contact was almost electric. His heat and energy were an invisible veil floating up and over her, suffusing the air with his masculine scent. She could hear the steady pounding of his heart, and the blood as it rushed through his veins like the most delectable soup. Her hand jerked away, but not before Jahar cast his eyes at her.

4. Her emphasis met its mark. She saw how his face sagged slightly as he reluctantly accepted the fact that her feelings for him were gone. Fasha hesitated. Suddenly, she wanted to take back her words. She wanted to let him know that flame had never gone out. Even though over the years, it had slowly diminished from a roaring bonfire to a flickering candle, it still remained. Still glowed, even in her darkest times. But she couldn't tell him. Not here, and not now. And especially not when all the anger and hurt she'd kept bottled up inside because of his actions were being uncorked so she could spew her venom at him.

5. She listened carefully, straining her ears to hear the steps which had dogged her for the past several minutes, but all was quiet now. A dog barked in the distance, perhaps alerted by an unknown intruder. The faint clop-clop of a passing horse told her a main thoroughfare was just around the corner. If she could make it to that street, there might be a public house nearby. Amid the noise and drink, she would find sanctuary, if only for a little while until the place had to close. But she could worry about that later. Right now she needed to get as far away from her pursuer as possible.

6. “You're right. I miss the sex. I miss holding you, and kissing you, and loving you. I miss listening to you brush your teeth in the mornings. I miss the way you hum to yourself when you're studying. I miss coming back to the apartment and finding you there in those damn grungy sweats, crashed on the sofa. I miss the fun times we had together. I miss the fun times, and the bad times, and the arguments we had when things got hairy. I even miss the petty little things that used to irritate the shit out of me.” He slapped a hand to his chest. “I was the one who walked out. I was in the wrong. And I regret it. Hell, I've been regretting it for the last three years. If there was any fucking way I could turn back the clock, or somehow go back in the past and stop myself, I would.”

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Thursday, December 4, 2014

New! BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote (Book 3), a Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance


New!

BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote
Book 3
A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-34-8
Word Count: 49K

$2.99

They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Someone is slaughtering young women in London, and using the same methods as Jack the Ripper did in the late 1800s. As much as the Metro police try to deny it, all signs point to the fact that infamous killer could be back - somehow, some way.

Ex-lovers and now partners, Jahar Viento and Fasha Bycote are sent to track down the murderer, whom they believe is actually the work of a Breacher. A Breacher who may have found a way to transcend time. A Breacher known as a garphar. Or, more commonly, a vampire.

Their abilities, their past history together, and their still fiery attraction to each other will be sorely tested as they draw closer and closer to the killer...

Because it will take a vampire to kill a vampire.

Warning! Contains fried chicken (extra crispy but not spicy), venom, undeniable passion, time traveling, living a nightmare, scrumptious cattle blood, and two people desperately in love, but with secrets that are determined to keep them apart.

Click here for excerpt and buy links.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Re-released! TICKLE MY CANDY CANE, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters Book 2

Re-released!

Tickle My Candy Cane
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters
Book 2
An Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Christmas Romance

by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
ISBN 978-1-941321-30-0
$1.99


Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets - half witch and half human.

With Christmas only two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart's call this year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he is the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.

What she doesn't realize is that there is something in Jonathan's past that deeply disturbs her father. And until Daddy gets all the answers, there could be hell to pay.

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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Re-released! DEEP, a Sensuously Erotic Sci-Fi Romance

Re-released!

DEEP
Erotic Sci-Fi Romance Novella
ISBN 978-1-941321-31-7
Word Count: 38.9K
$2.99


As one of Earth’s Galactic Enforcers, Lawn Bascomb is assigned to Area R6Y6 for the duration of one year. Her only companion in this desolate section of space is Deep, her sentient Vogt ship.

The Vogt line is an experimental breed of unique vessels, each with its own artificially enhanced intelligence, created specifically for use at the deep space guard posts. 

Able to project himself in holographic form, Deep is not only Lawn’s sole fellow crew member, but he is also her confidant and friend. It isn't long before he becomes her lover.

But their tenuous arrangement is suddenly and fatally shattered when their post is threatened by an unknown and perhaps alien force. Lawn and Deep soon face the realization that, in order to save Earth, one—or both of them—must die.


Warning:  Contains ship sex, governmental cover-ups, an orgasmic indoctrination, temperamental buoys, self-sacrifice, alien invasion, and doing the 9-to-5 in the buff.


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

New! AEQUANA'S QUEST (AEquana, Book 2), a Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance Novel



New!

AEquana's Quest
(AEquana, Book 2)
A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance Novel
Word Count: 55.5K
$3.99

She was unique in every way, including the way she loved him.

It will take a long time before AEquana heals from the abuse and torture she endured growing up in those governmental labs. But Talon's love is helping her vanquish those demons and go forward with life.

Unfortunately, they stumble onto a multi-million dollar gem heist, and are targeted by those who think they're easy prey. Their enemies have no idea who they're up against when they try to take on the ex-Navy SEAL and his mermaid.

Warning! Contains a mountain-side pool, phone bashing, lubricating oil, vicious attacks, the absence of cuffs and chains, and a plea and a promise that will test the strength and depth of two people's love.



Saturday, November 8, 2014

Re-released! THE PAST'S PROMISE, a M/M Erotic Time Travel Romance by Carolyn Gregg

Re-released!

THE PAST'S PROMISE
M/M Erotic, Time Travel Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 27.1K
$1.99

She found the ultimate love of her life in another time...and as a man.

Jessie Wharton is a teacher in the twenty-first century. Or at least she was.

Taking her history class to visit the ruins of a historic fort in west Texas, the scorching heat turned her world upside down.

Suddenly, nothing was the way it was supposed to be. She was no longer Jessie Wharton. She was Jesse Webster. She wasn't a teacher. She was a private in the US Army stationed at Fort Callaghan, a completely functional outpost. And it was 1867.

Worse, she wasn't a she any longer. She was a man. A man who was finding himself falling in love with a fellow soldier named Martin Parrish.

Together, they discovered love in the scorching Texas heat, in a time when the merest breath of homosexuality was enough to have the accused whipped to death...if the native Indians didn't scalp them first.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Re-release! THE TUB, an Erotic Tale of Paranormal Horror


Re-released!

THE TUB
An Erotic Tale of Paranormal Horror
by Linda Mooney
writing as Gail Smith
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-27-0
Word Count:  7.2K
$.99


Amanda Storey was sent by her company to a tiny rural town to convince the community that having a chain mega-supermarket built there would be a boon to their economy and job market.
 
She never showed up for the town hall meeting, even though the company insists she was scheduled to be there.  The motor inn where she had reservations claimed she never checked in, and police have not found any trace of her body or her car.

This is what really happened.

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Monday, October 6, 2014

The Literary Addicts Book Hop - BREACHERS, Book 2: Hawthorne and Marya

Each day during the Literary Addicts Book Hop, I will be highlighting a book from my backlist.

Don't forget to comment and leave your email address if you'd like to be eligible to win one of three $5 Amazon gift cards that I am giving away on Oct. 16th.


Also, go here to become eligible for the Grand Prize drawing!

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Today I am highlighting:

BREACHERS: Hawthorne and Marya
Book 2
A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
ISBN 978-1-4507-1948-3
Word Count: 32.4K
$2.99



They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Arik Hawthorne prefers to be a loner. He has a dark secret to protect, and as a professional kick boxer, he's able to work off the wild energy that fills his life.

His whole world changes when he is partnered with Corinth Marya, and they are ordered to find and stop the creature that's  killing innocent people in New Mexico.

If going after the Breacher isn't bad enough, he finds himself seriously and dangerously attracted to the army lieutenant. There is no way he can let her find out about his real self, but neither can he deny the possibility that she may be his one and only chance at love and happiness.

They never foresee the danger that will threaten their lives, or the passion that will pose an even greater problem.

Dragons, anyone?

Warning! Contains unrelenting heat, calling for sex advice, invisible targets, hamburgers, pistol-packing, vengeful dirt, and hard and hot leathery love.

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