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There's TWO New Releases This Month! RENKEN, Tales from Alta Novis #4, and THE KISS, Hip Pocket Romance #8

RENKEN
Tales from Alta Novis, #4
Futuristic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 5.8K
$0.99 e

Before arriving at Alta Novis, some of the tales Henry had heard about the battle lord and lady seemed too farfetched to be true. Garet Renken's confession finally made him a believer.

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THE KISS
Hip Pocket Romance 8
Sweet Humorous Contemporary
Word Count: 1.8K
$0.99 e

It was a stupid argument to begin with. But what started out as an apology ended with a spark.

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New! I MARRIED A GOOBIE, a Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance

 

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I MARRIED A GOOBIE

Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 22.8K
$2.99 e / $7.99 p

Let me tell you about the night I was on the most perfect date of my life when I got attacked by a pair of enormous alien chopsticks, which then shoveled me into a giant plastic straw that Hoovered me up into their alien spacecraft. When I got there, I had to pleasure an oversized green donut with custard cream filling. And when all was said and done...

Well, that's when the you-know-what hit the fan, and everything just got real.

And it was only the beginning!

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New! VALENTWINES, 14 Tales of Romance That Didn’t Quite Go As Planned

 

NEW!

VALENTWINES

14 Tales of Romance That Didn’t Quite Go As Planned
Sweet Contemporary
Word Count: 23.4K
$2.99 e / $9.99 p

Stories included are:

CHOCOLATES - The salesman was persuasive, the samples delicious, and the price was where Melvin couldn’t turn down buying a box.

BUBBLE BATH - Chet decided drawing her a hot bubble bath and ordering in some Chinese food would make for a perfect night.

DICE - A little love play based on a set of "romance dice" sounded like just thing to spice up their marriage.

ROMANTIC MOVIE - Word on the street was that it was the perfect movie for a date night.

STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE - It was something different, which was why Lewis chose to spring this gift on Stacia.

MOTEL ROOM - It was their chance to get away for the night—no kids, no worries.

ROSE - He was dead broke, but fortune helped him find a way to get her the rose she wanted.

DINNER OUT - They were looking forward to celebrating the holiday at the exclusive restaurant.

JEWELRY - The heart-shaped earrings had to be real diamonds.

BREAKFAST IN BED – Callen’s brother had a great idea, including what to fix.

CARD - Travis couldn’t find one that expressed how much he really loved her.

NIGHTIE - It was sheer, sexy-looking, and they had her size.

PET - Hale swore they’d never have one, no matter how much his wife wanted it.

GIFT CARD - Kevin was stumped on what to get his wife, until he found the perfect solution.

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New! MENAGE A MONSTER, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

 

Ménage a Monster
Humorous Erotic Paranormal
Word Count: 8.9K
$1.99 e

Joey and Ethan have been best buds since elementary school, and they've shared just about everything.

When a zombie outbreak shuts down the city every night for several months, they're faced with not being able to celebrate Halloween for the first time in history. However, Ethan gets the idea for the both of them to break curfew and check out the newest nightclub in town. With a little luck, they might be able to hook up with a couple of girls and really enjoy the evening.

There they meet Roksana, who agrees to join them at their table, and the guys realize they've struck gold. After she drinks too much, they offer to escort her back to her nearby apartment complex to make sure she arrives safely and doesn't get attacked. Except they didn't realize the nightclub had been infiltrated. Or that Roksana had become infected.

They expected a little threesome action, and action they got!

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New! HARK! IT’S HAROLD THE ANGEL SINGING! - A Sweet Christian Christmas Romance by Linda Mooney writing as Lynn Gayle

 

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HARK! IT’S HAROLD THE ANGEL SINGING!

Sweet Christian Christmas Romance

By Linda Mooney writing as Lynn Gayle

Word Count: 18.6K

$2.99 e / $6.99 p

It’s supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year, but Leyland Scott is down in the dumps. It’s his first Christmas since losing his mom, it’s possible his job of over twenty years is about to be axed, and he just can’t find it in himself to care about anything really. Except for one thing—Lynette who works at the coffee shop. She’s the only bright spot in his day.

Lynette is fairly new in town, having made the move to the big city a few months ago to find herself. She’s struggling to make ends meet but she’s determined to prove she can make it. During that short time, she’s become interested in Leyland, who frequents the coffee shop. And when he finally asks her out, she’s skeptical at first but agrees, only to discover she’s happy she did.

The two have a common concern when they hear the wildly enthusiastic, if a bit (all right, a lot) out of tune Christmas carols being belted out by an underdressed kid wearing angel wings and no shoes. It’s freezing outside, with snow covering the ground, but the boy appears unfazed and continues merrily singing his heart out in front of passersby. No one knows who the kid is, but Harold, as they end up naming him, seems to know them all.

Normally not a religious man, Leyland has a change in spirit. The angel boy seems to deliver a message, letting him know this is his opportunity for a fresh start. He’s told when one door closes, another door opens. Perhaps God, with the help of Harold, has opened that door. If that’s true, Leyland is ready to go through it with Lynette.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe it’s also time for a new beginning for them both.

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