These Words Don't Exist, But They Should

 

New! I MARRIED A GOOBIE, a Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance

 

New!

I MARRIED A GOOBIE

Humorous Sexy Sci-Fi Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 22.8K
$2.99 e / $7.99 p

Let me tell you about the night I was on the most perfect date of my life when I got attacked by a pair of enormous alien chopsticks, which then shoveled me into a giant plastic straw that Hoovered me up into their alien spacecraft. When I got there, I had to pleasure an oversized green donut with custard cream filling. And when all was said and done...

Well, that's when the you-know-what hit the fan, and everything just got real.

And it was only the beginning!

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From the Popped Culture blogsite: What if Star Wars didn't happen a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but in the '80s, at a high school? Denis Medri's character redesigns will transport you there, where the Millenium Falcon is a classic Trans AM, Luke looks like Marty McFly's brother and Yoda is the wise coach. Awesome.

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For all you people who remember Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", check out Daddy Comic's updated version. You can find out more info about it here.

"Bad Romance" Unplugged

This was shared on the Red Rose Publishing email loop (for readers and authors). It's just too darn funny not to share.

Enjoy!

...And the Fountain of Youth

You're gonna LOVE THIS!

Once upon a time, a very good friend of mine named P.S. Nim, who is both an accomplished artist and writer, did a parody of PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.  Loooong out of print, it's now viewable on the internet!

You can get the whole schmeel here.

Enjoy!