Giving Thanks - For Being Able to Write

Erma Bombeck said it best.
The ability I have to write is God given.

My imagine is only because of His will.

Thank you, Lord, for that talent.

Giving Thanks - For a Messy Home

My house is a mess. The carpets needs shampooing (why don't menfolk wipe up what they spill?), and the dust on the furniture and window sills is thick enough to weave into a blanket. But I've managed to keep the hygienic stuff clean, like the kitchen sink and the bathrooms.

Then I go to school and learn of children sleeping in their cars because they have no home. Or children sleeping on the floor because there are so many people living in that one bedroom apartment.

That's when I stop and realize I HAVE a home. With my own bed. With food in the pantry and refrigerator. With central heat and air. With so many clothes, I actually have to PICK something out to wear, rather than being made to wear the same two outfits over and over like some of my students do (wear one while the other gets washed).

You don't know how blessed you are until you see what others are made to endure.

Thank you, Oh Lord, for the bounty I am allowed to possess.

Giving Thanks - and Being Grateful

Stop.

Take a deep breath.

Look around you.

Now...find ONE THING you are grateful for. Just one. And don't think about it. What's the first thing that comes to mind?

Your health? If it's bad, then go outside and look at the beauty of the world. Or check out a webcam while you're here on the internet. You may be down with bad health, but it doesn't stop you from appreciating the incredible wonder of what's around us.

Your family situation? You can fix that, you know. Or, if you can't, you have the ability to work around it.

Your financial problems?

Your job?

Your friend(s)?

When was the last time you prayed? And when you do, don't forget to throw in a gratitude prayer. The Lord will help with you with your problems, but every now and then He likes a "hey, You did a good job!" pat on the back just like the rest of us do!

Thank you, O blessed Lord, for allowing me to have the chance to observe and appreciate Your wonders and blessings.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Giving Thanks - For Hugs

And the winner is...

Congratulations to Debby236! She won a copy of HeartCrystal, which will debut at Whiskey Creek Press Torrid on Dec. 15th.

HeartCrystal is the sequel to HeartFast. For more info, check out my coming soon!

Mina Carter Does HEARTFAST

Wow! I mean, oh, wow! I so rarely get emails from fans. Rarer still from other authors. But yesterday I received an email from Mina Carter who bought HeartFast. And read it in one night - quite a feat considering the tome is 103K words.

She even blogged about it at http://mina-carter.com/?p=798.

You need to read it! The blog, I mean. Then, if you haven't read HeartFast, go get it and read it to see what she's talking about.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to visit Cloud 9. ;)

TODAY ONLY, IT'S A BOGO! AND YOU MAY STILL WIN!

Yes, you heard me! It's a BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! Plus, your name will be entered into a drawing for a FREE COPY of HeartCrystal, the sequel to HeartFast, being released December 15th from WCPT!

If you buy HeartFast TODAY (Nov. 24th) send me a copy of the receipt (or forward proof of purchase) and the title of any one of my ebooks listed here, and I'll send you the PDF of that book FOR FREE!

Buy HeartFast today, and get your choice of another book FREE! Email proof of purchase to Linda@LindaMooney.com

Your name will also be entered into a drawing for a PDF copy of HeartCrystal, the sequel to HeartFast, which will be delivered to you when it's released on December 15th.

You can buy HeartFast at the Whiskey Creek Torrid website here, or on Fictionwise here.

Hurry! This offer IS ONLY GOOD FOR TODAY!

Giving Thanks - For Friends

If you are my friend, I bless you.

If you listen to my problems and not condemn me, I bless you.

If you allow me to be truthful, and not have to watch what I say, I bless you.

If you offer sincere suggestions, I bless you.

If you join me in my pity party, because all of us must have them for mental health reasons, I bless you.

If you make me laugh when I most need it, I bless you.

Giving Thanks - For Laughter

Can you imagine how sad the world would be without laughter? Everyone should have a good laugh every day.

When was the last time you told someone a joke?

Probably the Most Famous Representation of Thanksgiving Ever Created

by Norman Rockwell
If you doubt this is probably the most famous representation of Thanksgiving ever created, ask yourself why not?
Look at all it brings to mind: family, food, laughter, grandparents, nostalgia, togetherness, cleanliness, old-fashioned values, the "good old days", home, and Uncle Wally down in the bottom corner taking a gander at the photographer. (Doesn't every family have an Uncle Wally?) :)

Giving Thanks - For Sons

As of this writing, my sons are 24 and 21. TJ is 6 ft. 3, and Ben is 7 ft. 2. (Yes, that's right. 7 ft. 2 - he has to bend over to enter buildings, but he can also hang things from the ceiling without using a ladder.)

TJ was an easy birth, even though he was 4 weeks premature (and weighed in at 8 lbs. 6 oz.) Natural pregnancy without complications. Natural delivery (between water breakage and delivery, less than 30 minutes.)

Ben, on the other hand...sigh... Difficult pregnancy, 6 weeks premature (at 8 lbs. 4 oz.) Breached birth, C section delivery, sepsis. Ben spent the first 10 days of life in the intensive care neonatal ward.

It's 20 plus years later. We've had good days, bad days, exuberant days, and days I could have easily put a FOR SALE sign on them. But then I remember when I was pregnant with them. I remember how I felt when I carried them, delivered them, and then loved them as I raised them.

I have a family, and my sons will be my legacy. I have been blessed.

Thank you, Dearest Lord, for allowing me to bring new life into this world, and for showing me the richness of motherhood.

Giving Thanks - For a Long Life

As of today, I'm 54 years old. My father died last year at the age of 79. My mother is in her 70s. My maternal grandmother lived until she was 83. So I still have a lot to look forward to.

Which brings me to post these Senior Moment jokes I found too good not to pass along. Please feel free to distribute.

Thank you, Lord, for the bounty of health you bestow upon me and my loved ones.

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LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car hasbeen broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to thedispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brakepedaland even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says, 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
________________________________________________________________________ FAMILY :
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know - I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea - listening to her sisters. She shakes her headand says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful - knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you ... as soon as I see who's at thedoor.' ________________________________________________________________________ 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in, 'So am I- let's have a beer.'
_______________________________________________________________________ LITTLE LADY:
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'
_______________________________________________________________________ OLD FRIENDS:
Now this one is just too Precious...LOL ! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we'vebeen friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Herfriend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
_______________________________________________________________________ DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough,the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'

A Mooney Marketing Tip - LinkTiles

A free service (best kind, right?)

You can find it at www.linktiles.com

You upload the covers of your books, or your avatars, or whatever jpeg or gif that relates to you. You include embedded links to your website, your publisher, wherever you want interested folks to go.

The object of LinkTiles is that it's a concentration game. If LinkTiles chooses one of your pictures to include in their game for that day, you get an email letting you know.

A different view of the Thanksgiving dinner...

Are you ready for this? It's a CUPCAKE, people. Yep, you heard me. A cupcake, representing all the good things about your Thanksgiving dinner. Okay, I'm gonna gush and exclaim, "Isn't it cute?" because it is, dammit! Found here at YumSugar.

Mooney Does Movies: "Splinter"

Horror movies can be labeled in three categories: evil men, creature features, or supernatural (unknown forces, etc.) SPLINTER is a creature feature, although the reason for it existing is never explained.

This little direct-to-DVD features a bunch of new names (Jill Wagner, Shea Whigham, and Paulo Costanzo), and is directed by a first-time director Toby Wilkins.

Shame it had to go to DVD because its quality and fear factor is enough to make it a damn good theater release.

In short, the story is about a likeable couple who are off to celebrate their anniversary with an overnight camping trip. The camping trip doesn't work out, so they head into the nearest town and motel. Unfortunately, they are carjacked by another couple who have no qualms about holding a gun to their head.

Since cars still need gas, they stop at the next station to fill up, and that's where they come across SPLINTER, a faceless, formless entity who has already taken over the body of the gas attendent. And, unfortunately, the living dead guy comes after them to infect them as well.

The movie becomes a "hostage in a small space" saga with unexpected grossness, scares, and events, which I will not elaborate on for fear of spoilage. Suffice it to say, even I flinched at a couple of scenes.

The makeup and special effects are top notch. The acting is credible, and the ending is, well, typical. But overall, a damn good scare if you're in the mood for a no-brainer.

I give this one a three-quarter moon.

It's a Book Signing in League City!

Come by and say "Hi"!

Giving Thanks - For a Loving Husband

I nearly lost Jim in 2001. In August of 2000, his heart had deteriorated to the point where, on his visit to the hospital in Houston, the doctors kept him. They told him, "You're either going home with a new heart, or in a pine box."

Jim had been born with a birth defect - no valves in his heart. By the time he was 18, he had beaten the odds dramatically, since doctors had predicted he would die before he was 6. He got his first heart valve replacement then. Got his second one the same week our first son was born. (We were in separate hospitals 200 miles apart at the time.)

In 1989, he got his third valve replacement, and the news that he might have to have a transplant. He was placed on The List in 1998.

Unlike many transplant patients, the heart is the one organ where additional restrictions apply. For instance, the heart has to be within 10% of the person's body weight. Meaning...a 200 lb. person needs to get a heart from a person who's anywhere from 180-220 lbs. Otherwise, the heart can't handle the body mass and blood volume.

Jim spent Aug. 2000 to March 2001 waiting for a heart from an Intensive Care bed at St. Luke's Hospital. In March, I got the call at 4 a.m. (a Sunday morning) that a heart the right size and blood type was going to Jim. The drive from Victoria to Houston felt like forever. Fortunately, traffic was light.

Jim was the last person to receive his transplant. Five other people went before him - corneas, lungs, skin, kidney, liver, and finally heart. I'll never forget my first sight of him after surgery. He had pink toes! After years of suffering with him with his cold feet, he finally had circulation there.

I came too close to losing him. We prayed hard and often, fought depression and overwhelming stress. And we promised to always love each other.

January, 2008, we celebrated our 25th wedding anniverary. Jim has passed his 5 year "watch" period - like cancer victims, transplantees who go 5 years without any major rejections are considered "cleared". Yes, he'll have to take a ton of medication and anti-rejection serum for the rest of his life. But we have a future together.

And because of him, I'm able to write romance stories with Happily Ever Afters.

When One Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

Zen Observations

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Giving Thanks - For Being Able to Live in This Country

Happy Veterans Day

O Lord, bless the men and women who have served our country, and who have lost their lives protecting our country.

HEARTFAST is Now Available on Fictionwise, and at 15% Off!

A sensuous erotic sci-fi romance novel
published by Whiskey Creek Press Torrid
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Size: 102.5K (super novel)
Heat rating: sensuous/explicit
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVf9dYYgkk

They were the Guardians, sixteen special men and women with incredible powers. They lived on a world that, eons ago, had suffered a devastating plague that had rendered more than half its population unable to reproduce. In order to assure the survival of their species, the HandFast law was enacted. Every month, twenty couples, complete strangers, were drawn by lottery—couples whose sole purpose would be to procreate.

It was a cold and impersonal law, but it worked.When StarLight and Master Hunter heard their names called out to be HandFasted, their neat, orderly lives were turned upside-down. Gone was the comfortable companionship and brother-sister working relationship. Now they were forced into an intimacy neither had wanted, nor expected.

Neither were they prepared for the overwhelming passion they would find in each other's bodies, as well as in their hearts. But things would only get more complicated and dangerous, because someone had deliberately placed their names in the lottery as the first step in destroying their world and every Guardian living.

Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read HEARTFAST
10. In-fighting among the ranks (superhero vs superhero. Over what? A woman, of course!)
9. Gossip over what the news media calls "The Guardians’ Slut"
8. Nasty alien attackers with annihilation on their insectoid minds
7. Killing the Good Guys
6. Paparazzi destroying any chance of secrecy or privacy
5. The F*cktard Four (Thanks to Karen for the term. :)
4. Forced Copulation Required By Law
3. Parental Involvement
2. Massive planet-wide death toll
And the Number One reason you shouldn’t read it?
1. Hot Superhero Sex...and lots of it!

Giving Thanks - For the Simple Things In Life

A chilly night, a cozy fire in the fireplace. Maybe some soft music. A good book. A cup of something warm to drink. No distractions, and no noisy TV.

When was the last time you sat and listened to the wind?

Dearest Lord, thank you for the simple pleasures in life that leave me with warm memories.

You STILL Can't Fix Stupid

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.

I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is? '

I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

Giving Thanks - For Daylight Savings Time Ending

Yes, I'm thankful for Day Savings Time Ending, and we "Fall back" to "normal time". I love the quick descent of darkness when dusk rolls around. And I love getting up in the morning with the sun already shining before I leave for work. For some reason, getting up when it's still dark makes me think I need to crawl back into bed. I'm not a morning person, anyway. :)

Thank you, Lord, for the beauty of your twilights, and every glorious dawn.

Giving Thanks - In a Quilt Square

Another email was sent to me with this quilt square attached. Isn't it beautiful? And it sums up everything WONderfully! :D

Giving Thanks - For a Lot of Things

I was sent this in the (e)mail. Because a lot of it applies so well to me, I thought I'd pass it along.

I AM THANKFUL:
FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE crazy people I work with BECAUSE they make work interesting and fun!

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

Giving Thanks - For Pets

We have a pug named Daisy, a cockatiel named Sweetie, and numerous fish. Daisy is a Daddy's Girl. She dotes on my hubby, but she comes to me when he gets too loud during a game on the TV, or when she's in the "doghouse".

I don't know what I'd do without pets in the house. I've grown up with one all my life (rat terrier named Tootsie, numerous parakeets, a chow mix named Sugar, our sweet brown Lab named Cocoa, Jake the mixed breed, a black cat named Fido, several cockatiels, Squeaky I and II (guinea pigs), Sam my red Dauschund I had for 16 years, and now Daisy.

Pets fill your life with unlimited joy and surprises.

Thank you, Lord, for the happiness and love given to us by all your creatures.

Coming in the Back Door - My Take on E-Readers

Has anyone else noticed the phenomenon regarding e-readers? I mean, seriously, I'm not talking about the availability or types of e-readers. It's the fact that the READERS are having to comply with with the BOOK FORMATS already out there!

Think about it, folks! This is different!

For those of you who are old coots like me, NONcompatibility issues have been around since MAC programs and formatted disks couldn't be run on PC computers, and vice versa. Remember when VHS and Beta were fighting for the video recording market? A Beta tape wouldn't fit, much less run in a VHS machine. More recently there's been the battle of HiDef DVDs vs BluRay. If you bought one machine, you could use only their kind of product to use with/on that machine.

So why are there ebook formats like Mobi and HTML, you ask? It's due to the fact that ebooks can now be read on Blackberries and Palm Pilots, and the like. Those mini-computers/phones aren't specifically e-readers. They CAN allow you to read ebooks, but initially that's not their primary function.

So the next time you hear about a new kind of e-reader being introduced, take a good look at what it can do, and be happy you can download all your PDFs onto it without any trouble.

Ain't it great? :D

Giving Thanks - For the Ability to Pray

Thank you, Lord, for allowing me to live in a country where I can pray as I want, when I want, and how I want.

I have been blessed beyond measure.

I'm going to spend this month giving thanks for many things that have occurred in my life, including details about my family and friends. Starting with the way the "air" in general seems to shift this time of the year. People grow closer. Families relate more. The chill in the air tends to draw loved ones into a tighter embrace.

Thank you, Lord, for allowing me to experience the wonders of this love.