Every now and then I get a catalog in the mail with t-shirts bearing strange and obnoxious saying. Some of these quips are just too good not to pass along. I even bought the one on the left (and I suspect a few other authors did, too.) Here's a few that made me chuckle.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol.
Yeah, I’m old, but at least I made it.
Am I getting older, or is the supermarket playing great music?
667 - Evil and then some
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. (My personal favorite at work!)
Some days you’re bug, some days you’re the windshield.
I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.
333 - I’m only half evil.
Please share if you know a few doozies. :D