Monday, December 28, 2009

Let's End the Year With a Few Chuckles


How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psychopath.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

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