Saturday, December 19, 2009

For All You Teachers Out There

Workin' in an Elementary School
(Sung to the tune "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Children scream, they're not listenin'
When they go, we'll not miss 'em (Of course, we KNOW that's not COMPLETELY true, but it goes w/ the beat!)
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin' in an elementary school. (Behavior doesn't change much for older students, either!!)

Christmas comes, they're excited,
Though our nerves they've ignited,
They're off of the wall, they run in the hall,
Workin' in an elementary school.

In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin'
And we know that they are really "wound"
Someone hits, the other says, "I'm telling",
And that is when our heads begin to pound!

Pretty soon, we'll be restin',
'Cause our nerves, they've been testin',
We're happy, it's clear, it comes once a year,
Christmas in an elementary school.

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