Saturday, April 26, 2008

In Praise (?) of Purple Prose

10 Euphemisms Writers of Erotic Romance Should Avoid When Referring to a Certain Part of the Male Anatomy

10. his Telescoping Extension
9. the Weed Wacker
8. Moby Dick
7. Paradise on a Stick
6. King Kong and his coconuts
5. Sword of the Gods
4. Hose of Ultimate Delight
3. Booty Buddy
2. Weiner Wonderland
and
1. The Love Muscle

1 comment:

Diana Castilleja said...

BWHAHAHAAHAAAA! OMG!!!

King Kong!!!?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*holds stomach from laughing so hard*

Those are .... *deep breath*.... BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!