Showing posts with label RUB MY PUMPKIN. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Now Available as a Box Set! TALES OF THE BLAKENEY SISTERS, the Complete Series

Tales of the Blakeney Sisters
Humorous Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romances
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

  Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Set includes:

RUB MY PUMPKIN - Rick Carr never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

TICKLE MY CANDY CANE - With Christmas only two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart's call this year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he is the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.

SPANK MY VALENTINE - Grant Morgan hasn’t been to Toppers Cove since he graduated from high school there. But when he receives the invitation to the Hearts on Fire Valentine’s Day Dance, and sees Sanderly Blakeney’s name listed on the committee, something inside him tells him to go back to his home town. If nothing more than to see her again, and to see if the flame he carried for her all through their school years still burns.

PET MY EASTER BUNNY - Rast Clemmons is the most arrogant, opinionated, and snobbish son of a bitch Penderly Blakeney has ever met. The fact that he is also her new boss only makes matters worse.  With Easter and her birthday just around the corner, Penderly knows beyond a doubt that her heart's call works at the seafood plant.  It's only a matter of time before she discovers who he is, and they seal their future together with the sex hex test. 

LIGHT MY FIRECRACKER - It was the Fourth of July, and Amberly Blakeney knew her time had come to find her heart's call.  The last thing she expected was to discover that her new love harbored a secret that could jeopardize their future happiness.

October Box Set

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Now Available as an Audiobook! RUB MY PUMPKIN, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1


Now Available as an Audio Book!

Rub My Pumpkin
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Urban Fantasy Romance
By Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  15.5K
$0.99
e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a


Narrated by Susan Kennedy
Length: 1 hr, 37 min
Hear a Sample 

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.    


Tuesday, October 1, 2019

I Have TWO 99c Specials for October! Check Them Out!

During the month of October, you can get either (or both!) ebook for 99 cents! (Available at this price only on Amazon and my website. Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)

Choice #1 - Which would you prefer? This sexy, contemporary fantasy romance...

Rub My Pumpkin
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1

Humorous Erotic Paranormal Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  15.5K
$0.99 e / $6.99 p


Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.    

Excerpt and Buy Links

Choice #2 - Or do you prefer this horror romance?


BLOOD TENDERLY
Paranormal Horror Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith
Word Count:  11K
$0.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a



With the cold weather quickly setting in, Lark is trying to ensure she has what she needs to make it through another bone-chilling winter in the cabin in the woods, but something has decided to pay her a visit. The question is, who? Or better yet, what?

There is a human invading his sanctuary, and he is determined to get rid of her. Humans in the past have left of their own accord, but not without a threat from him. However, this one is proving difficult. But she’ll go. One way or another, he will make her.

The thing is demanding that Lark leave, but she has nowhere to go. No one who cares.  So she's determined to stand her ground.

After all, what does she have to lose, besides her life? 

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Permanent Price Reduction! RUB MY PUMPKIN, Humorous Erotic

I am happy to announce the next book that is now Permanently Price Reduced.

Beginning today, Rub My Pumpkin, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1, is now permanently priced at $.99!

If you haven't checked out the first book of this series before, now's your chance!

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Rub My Pumpkin
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  15.5K
$.99
e / $6.99 p



Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.    



Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Now Available in Print! All Five of the TALES OF THE BLAKENEY SISTERS Books!


Now Available in Print!

ALL FIVE "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" books!


Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rub My Pumpkin
Blurb and excerpt.

Tickle My Candy Cane
Blurb and excerpt.

Spank My Valentine
Blurb and excerpt.

Pet My Easter Bunny
Blurb and excerpt.

Light My Firecracker
Blurb and excerpt.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Re-released! RUB MY PUMPKIN by Carolyn Gregg

Re-released!

RUB MY PUMPKIN
(Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book One)

A Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
(Halloween)

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-24-9
Word Count:  15.5K
$1.99

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.


The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.