Dress Code
Many people are 70 (or approaching it), and are quite confused about how they should
present themselves. They're unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and
whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current fashions. And
for those of you receiving this who are getting close to 70, (or 80) keep
reading anyway . . . you'll be there.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:
14. A thong and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop.
(Thanks, Therese!)
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