Tuesday, July 19, 2022

THIS is House Painting





Narrow alleyway mural on the side of a house in Victoria Park. New Holland Honeyeater amongst Banksia occidentalis & Eucalyptus caesia.

Reference shot taken by @birding_by_tania

Monday, July 18, 2022

Now Available as an Audiobook! BREACHERS 4: Kamrose and Cross, a Contemporary Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance

 
Now Available as an Audiobook!

BREACHERS: Kamrose and Cross
Book 4
Contemporary Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance
Word Count:
29.1K
$2.99 e / $9.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by
Kathleen Starr Hall
Length: 2 hrs, 43 min

Hear a Sample

Human bones are showing up in various concrete structures, all stemming from a site that has been shut down for years. Where exactly are they coming from?

Olmsly Morrow thinks it’s more than just foul play by humans, so he calls on Trenna Cross and Reece Kamrose, although Reece has no idea why he’s been tapped for a super-secret government job. He’s just a farmer. Right, and Trenna is just an actress as well.

In truth, Trenna is a coh, having trained all her life to fight Breachers. But Reece is not; he has no “abilities.” So why was he called and partnered up with Trenna? Whatever the reason, they’re committed to solving the murders of the gang members, and ridding San Antonio of its otherworldly infestation.

Through it all, Trenna and Reece know there’s an undeniable connection, and how nice would it be to be with someone who truly knows who and what she is? But a relationship could never last between the two, right? They’re too far away, too different from each other…or are they?

Warning! Contains chainmail, a Celtic cross, a choice between barbeque or Mexican food, a haunted cement factory, and two people who discover by accident that they were meant to be together.


Friday, July 15, 2022

You Can't Fix Stupid

 

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his

 front yard and hung a Sign on it saying:

 'Free to good home.

 You want it, you take it.'

 For three days the fridge sat there 

without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people 

were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read:

 'Fridge for sale $50.'

 The next day someone stole it.

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 One day I was walking down the beach with

Some friends when someone shouted...
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky 

and said...'where?'

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 While looking at a house, my brother asked 

the Real Estate agent which direction 

was north because… He didn't want the 

sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises 

in the east And has for sometime. 

She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... 

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail

 for driving without a seat belt.

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 My colleague and I were eating our lunch 

in our cafeteria, when we overheard an 

admin girl talking about the sunburn 

she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the 

airport baggage area and went to the 

lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me 

not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 

'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

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While working at a pizza 🍕 parlor I observed 

a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; 

I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

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