A very worried mother called 911 and asked the dispatcher if she needed to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher told her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer..."
Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!
are you jimmy's wife? He's my uncle. His brother Tom is my Dad. He told me you are a writer.
ReplyDeleteHi! Tom is your dad? Did they just move to some retirement village in San Antonio? Yes, I'm Jim's wife. LOL!
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