Can you imagine how sad the world would be without laughter? Everyone should have a good laugh every day. When was the last time you told someone a joke?
One thanksgiving a little pre-schooler was told by his parents he was underfoot as they hurriedly worked to set the dinner table before guests arrived. So the little boy wandered into the dining room to stay out of their way. The only plate not yet picked up was the platter with the turkey. The boy peered at the bird and thought it looked lonely. He asked tenderly, "Gee, Mr. Turkey, don't you want to join everyone else at the table for dinner?"
The turkey groaned and replied, "Sorry kid, I'm stuffed."
I know, pretty lame. But here's wishing you a lovely holiday, Linda!
Can you imagine how sad the world would be without laughter? Everyone should have a good laugh every day. 
Here's you a clean one, Linda:
ReplyDeleteOne thanksgiving a little pre-schooler was told by his parents he was underfoot as they hurriedly worked to set the dinner table before guests arrived. So the little boy wandered into the dining room to stay out of their way. The only plate not yet picked up was the platter with the turkey. The boy peered at the bird and thought it looked lonely. He asked tenderly, "Gee, Mr. Turkey, don't you want to join everyone else at the table for dinner?"
The turkey groaned and replied, "Sorry kid, I'm stuffed."
I know, pretty lame. But here's wishing you a lovely holiday, Linda!
I love it! It's one I can repeat to my Kindergarten class, and they'll get it! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThank you and Happy Holidays!