May peace break into your home, and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $50 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and may laughter assault your lips!
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND HAPPY 2010!
(Thank you, Candace.)